An 18-wheeler carrying boxes of now valuable toilet paper crashed outside of Dallas last week and caught on fire. Much of the precious cargo burned up.
We are surprised that drivers didn’t stop to try to grab rolls of it, the way you see after an armored truck crashes and money is flying everywhere.
Fortunately, no one was injured.
Thanks to Judge Mike Hrbal for spotting this story.
And as further evidence of the crazy times we are living in, a man in California was arrested yesterday for assault after he punched his mother. Why? She said he was using too much toilet paper and had to hide it from him.
And if you want to groan, here is one of the original Charmin commercials from the 1960’s where a Texas cowboy comes to the rescue.